Vegan children in danger!

The AAP (American Academy of Pediatrics) has found that children who don't consume dairy products are disadvantaged and could be harming their bodies by depriving them of things like calcium, vitamin D and protein. Vegans, who don't consume anything that comes directly from an animal, can substitute by eating things like bread with added calcium, but in the end there is no substitute for the package of goodies dairy offers.

Me and Denny have been saying that for years, you commie pinko snobs should just grow up and show some damn pride and patriotism by eating and drinking dairy products! Also you all look tiny like you'll blow away in a breeze!

Get a job!!!!